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so, there are various conspiracies about various groups and their plans to take over the world, especially the Freemasons. And various stories about their weird rituals and what they do behind closed doors.
I say we start our own secret society, only instead of working hard on the secrecy and global
government takeover, we just focus on screwing around with the weird rituals. It'll be fun making up weird chants and acting out odd rituals with a fake air of sacredness. Also, we can twiddle our fingers together and dim the lights and laugh maniacally to scare all those freaky weirdo conspiracy theorists, it'll be fun watching them squirm. And of course the weird mansion orgies where everyone wears opera masks. I'll host those on Tuesdays and Saturdays.
creepy ritualistic mansion orgy
creepy, but hey, it's still an orgy [EdwinBakery, Mar 31 2011]
again, in case the other link doesn't work for you
[EdwinBakery, Mar 31 2011]
||I think Hugh Hefner already has done all this.
||The problem with these vapid 'let's all have fun' ideas is that ... well, I really don't know what the problem is, but there is one.
||You really need more details to make this a likeable idea. 'screw each other senselessly behind closed doors and pretend we are villains' is just not much of an idea. Flesh it out more, detail the grounds for membership, throw it in the right category, and then maybe we can get started. I have a feeling you just rolled your eyes, and are preparing to demand I have 'more fun'. Quick, someone give this man a laugh!
||Still trying to sort out how old young Edwin actually is.
||I think we need to start with the secret handshake. Also,
each member should be able to produce a small plastic
pouch of custard when challenged by any other member.
Masterbakers are not allowed to use a pouch, and must
instead keep their portion of custard in constant motion to
prevent embarrassing liquefaction.
||No, even a Masterbaker couldn't handle a gross of custard