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The firm sensuality of soybean curd.
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http://199.45.69.17...ny/Corner/M/863.htm [angel, Jun 04 2001]
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You're determined to find a use for tofu, aren't you? This is the best so far. |
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"Tofu" is just one of those intrinsically funny words, isn't it. Like "fanny" and "googol" (or "google"). Benfrost, if you find it difficult to resist any idea involving tofu, chant "Tofu banana-fanny, food for toes, tofu a-giggle-pickle, tofu you!" until it goes away. |
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(Well you don't *have* to. It's just a friendly suggestion.) |
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Re the word "tofu": when I was just snarfyboy I thought people were saying "toe-food" and I've shunned the stuff ever since (save for a brief epiphany in Tokyo). |
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someone else called it toad food,perhaps thinking it was |
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tofu is an evil substance developed by femi-nazi vegitarians who are afraid of red meat and men. |
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'femi-nazi' is a word used by men who eat too much red meat and are afraid of women. |
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Tofu = Lard-flavored jello. |
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Frosting = Jello flavored lard. |
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