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It might be better to just get another gerbil.
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Use a smaller version of a cell phone battery as payload, chargable like the new artificial hearts. Popular with the "working women" (for entertainment purposes) and the working women (for user-definable high priority wifi alerts 24/7).
maglev haptics
http://www-2.cs.cmu...ic/haptic_desc.html
interesting [prometheus, Oct 22 2001, last modified Oct 21 2004]
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Much more popular amongst women would be the vibrating penis implant, the "Haptdick," available either in wifi, Bluetooth, or both. |
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SDM is right - bluetooth and wifi are complimentary, not competing, standards; they can peacefully coexist in any vibrating implant product. |
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Ewwww... I like the penis implant idea, but not this one. |
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Yeah, Haptdick could also solve any potential "last drop" issues. |
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Semi-baked-ish by Elaine on Ally McBeal (only she used a vibrating bra). |
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Vibrating Beast Implants I would have voted for. |
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Yes, hacking could be a problem with anything networked. Imagine, at some point in the future, that heart pacemakers become bluetooth so that the doctor can monitor and make adjustments periodically. Now, say that pacemaker-equipped person goes to grab a bagel at the local (wireless-networked) coffee-shop where a kid with a laptop has just downloaded the cool new DoS tool and is itching to try it out . . . |
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<a lot later> Sorry for the off-topic sojourn |
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Any chance of an illustration? |
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