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Topless Tunnel Train

under the stars underground
 
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The roofless subway car has arrived, and tourists as well as locals are filling its seats to experience a wild ride. The city’s purchase of open cars to lead each of its subway trains has proved to be an unparalleled success. Passengers have thronged to the new seats to thrillingly speed through the dark tunnels with backward flowing hair and eyes wide from wind and fright.

Amusement park ride seat restraints and side windows keep heads and hands inside the car as its riders enjoy the cooling air stream while screaming with excitement as lights and trains flash by. A net at the back of the topless tube car has yielded a rich harvest of caps, wigs, umbrellas, newspapers and a cockatoo.

Cars do it; buses do it, and now trains too. Get up early to beat the rush, to feel the rush.

FarmerJohn, Aug 10 2004

to get back on topic, this one is due for an airing. http://www.halfbake...for_20dare_20devils
[po, Oct 05 2004]

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       You must be *This* tall to get to work.
gnomethang, Aug 10 2004
  

       You wouldn't want to breathe the air in the London underground. It'd probably kill you.
goff, Aug 10 2004
  

       What[goff]said.
skinflaps, Aug 10 2004
  

       This is not new. The original subway systems in London were pulled by steam engines and had open carriages. So baked, i am afraid.
Knut, Aug 10 2004
  

       what's an updo? at that price you can keep it whatever it is.
po, Aug 10 2004
  

       When I first read the title i thought it would be something along the lines of a new trend. Much like the Mexican Wave, we could now have the Topless Train Tunnel trend!   

       All passengers go topless on passing through tunnels... near stations beginning with T! Do the Tottenham Topless! A lot more titillating! (T obssession today)   

       Would also help liven up the drones you ride with everyday, ice breaker!
Guzu, Aug 10 2004
  

       She's been living in her white bun world
As long as anyone with hot blood can
And now she's looking for a fishbone man
That's what you am
  

       Updo girl
She's your updo girl
I know you're in love
With an updo girl
Your updo girl
I know you're in love
With an updo girl
Your updo girl
  

       dum dum!
po, Aug 10 2004
  

       About the updo--think Patsy from Absolutely Fabulous.
Machiavelli, Aug 10 2004
  

       its so hot. po is thinking DrCurry.
po, Aug 10 2004
  

       Warning: Do not put you hands, feet or gentials outside the car. Do not attempt to touch the tube piping.
Cats Whiskers, Aug 15 2004
  

       I, too, was under the impression that we're talking about topless bar - the mobile version.
shibolim, Aug 15 2004
  

       this would make an excellent spin tatic if one had built a really cheap train!
Around TUIT, Aug 15 2004
  
      
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