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Tour de Bulls
Combine the Tour de France with the running of the bulls. | |
First, shorten the race course and confine it to a city, let's say Paris. Then start the race and release the bulls at various stages of the race. Riders may have to ride with, against or even across a rampaging herd of bulls and cattle.
Picasso's bull
http://cn.cl2000.co.../image18/jpg/02.jpg
[FarmerJohn, Jul 24 2005]
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Would there be any point to this at all? |
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Is there any point to either of them separately? |
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While that is true [Idischler] surely it makes the fusion of the two even more nonsensical. |
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You could have them riding the bulls for certain stages of the race. |
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I don't think most of those guys would have sufficiently strong arms to lance the bulls correctly... |
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Why confine it to a city? I say, hold different stages in different cities. That way you can get photos of lots of famous landmarks surrounded by cows. |
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As a rule, all china shop doors must remain open for the duration of the running. |
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Let's see Lance Armstrong win this! |
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I'm sure the bicyclists would appreciate it if you could find some draft oxen. |
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Ouch! If someone fell off their bike, and started a gigantic pile-up and the bulls got there... ouch! |
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How very odd, that Picasso's bull looks like a bicycle seat. edit: it really was a bicycle seat! |
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Look out for next year when the leading cycle teams will be sporting a range of dull pastel colours with drab grey tubing. |
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Combine lacrosse and golf and get speed relay golf tourneys over and done in an afternoon? |
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Flaminicus, I think Jan Ullrich has adequate pythons to fling a lance. |
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