Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'
h a l f b a k e r y
Business Failure Incubator

idea: add, search, annotate, link, view, overview, recent, by name, random

meta: news, help, about, links, report a problem

account: browse anonymously, or get an account and write.

user:
pass:
register,


               

Travelling In The Head Of Donald Trump

  (+5, -1)
(+5, -1)
  [vote for,
against]

Traveling In The Head Of Donald Trump is the name given to a new Sedan Chair service to be operated on the streets of some busy metropolitan area like New York City.

The Sedan Chairs (as the name suggests) are large replica heads of The Donald, supported by the customary poles to facilitate carrying and street movement. Entering the Sedan is achieved by flicking back the combover then twisting the left ear, that acts as a handle, allowing entrance via a door on the side of the head.

Once inside the head, the passenger finds themselves cosseted in an environment fully reflective of the sort of luxurious trashy bling which characterises the nature and taste of the potential future president of the USA.

Racial minorities, such as those from Mexico, will find they are particularly welcome to apply as candidates for positions as Donald Trump Head Carriers.

xenzag, Aug 23 2015

Sedan Chair http://www.china-mi...r-victoria-peak.jpg
Just reimagine with the head of The Donald [xenzag, Aug 23 2015]

[link]






       I would rather have two hundred root canals at the same time, than to crawl into that man's head. Period.
blissmiss, Aug 23 2015
  

       Oh sure, you just had to play the trump card...   

       I too would rather [blissmiss] have two hundred root canals.
MaxwellBuchanan, Aug 23 2015
  

       Trump's the biggest threat to civilization since Emmanuel Goldstein.
doctorremulac3, Aug 23 2015
  

       I envision this slightly differently. Opening the door a bunch of sand falls out at your feet, nay on your feet. Upon entering, the patron is greeted by a glass bell jar in which a cross-eyed toad, wearing a chauffeur's uniform, sits upon a tiny bicycle. The bicycle has no rear wheel and is geared with a chain that disappears through the floor of the enclosure and obviously acts as the primary motive force for the vehicle. The toad stares unblinking for an awkwardly long time before letting out a croak that sounds surprisingly like flatulence. The toad starts to pedal and as the vehicle starts moving several vents begin blowing sand about the compartment and into every crevice and orifice. The toad grunts its flatulent song during the entire trip.
LimpNotes, Aug 24 2015
  

       Alternative idea name: Being Donald Trump.
DrBob, Aug 24 2015
  
      
[annotate]
  


 

back: main index

business  computer  culture  fashion  food  halfbakery  home  other  product  public  science  sport  vehicle