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Mouse with a moving treadmill body that keeps your fingers busy between clicks.
The Treadmill Mouse keeps your fingers busy between mouse-
clicks and provides excellent exercise for competitive
gaming. Treadmill Mouse tends to escape the grasp of the
user and streak under sweaty palms and forearms off the
desk and into laps or elsewhere. A common injury that occurs
using Treadmill Mouse is one of the fingers being
broken or sprained when it moves between the hand and
Treadmill Mouse. Treadmill Mouse usually pulls the finger to
the breaking point then shoots out when no further
movement is possible.
||I thought you would have to get up from your
computer seat and move around to get it to move as
well. Sounded like a great idea.
||And I thought mean or painful ideas were not allowed
||It has not hurt anyone, and I am trying to warn about
such an idea.
||If someone places a slippery floor sign with a picture
of someone falling, he is not making fun of everyone
who has fallen and even died in a similar manner. I
am making a caution.
||//If someone places a slippery floor sign with a picture of someone falling, he is not making fun of everyone who has fallen and even died in a similar manner// You could go round with a roll of Ha, Ha! stickers to affix to those signs!
||There must be some audio birthday or greeting cards somewhere with a Nelson Muntz sound bite.
||Buy a bunch of those [poc] rip out the little audio widgets & tape them to the back of the signs with some kind of trigger mechanism instead ;)
||Well it is sort of making a socially acceptable trap.
like if placing banana peels on the floor had some
of practical value, and the warning sign that was
placed could be interpreted as a joke. I guess
because water is not as funny as banana peels it
doesn't cross a visual threshold or something as
being funny. Maybe make a big yellow warning sign
look like a banana peel, and then it would be more