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Send the perfect Ramadan gift to your favorite al Qaeda network member. These finely constructed and brightly painted George Bush piñatas will bring hours of joy to the most fanatical Taliban-ian. As our unsuspecting "friends" gleefully whack the holy bejeezes out of "George" it releases a "weapons
grade", aerosolized (yeah we will show them how it is done!!!), highly potent, genetically engineered dose of anthrax that will impress even the most discerning terrorist.
And now for the poetic legalese…
(some requir'd assembelly -
read directions carefelly -
do not take internelly -
Whacking-sticks sold separately)
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I doubt you'd need to sell whacking-sticks for use on the giant Bush heads; every Taliban member has at least one of his own. They use their sticks to whack women and girls who take classes or show their feet. |
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However, given the dwindling number of living women and children the Taliban has to whack, your grinning pinatas should be popular ... for a while. |
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// They use their sticks to whack women and girls who take classes or show their feet. // |
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And so they should. There's no reason for women to be outside the home, let alone learn anything other than what we men tell them. As for feet... have you any idea just how alluring a glimpse of a naked foot can be? It makes strong men want to tear off the chador and give the sharmoota a good bit of zibbi. |
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Ahem. We are attacking Afghanistan, not Mexico. (Did your school not teach geography?) |
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And if you ever paid attention to the television footage, you might have noticed the Taliban and their friends tend to burn images, not whack them with sticks. |
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we are not laying siege to troy either...I choose to think of it as a "culturally eclectic" "high concept"...perhaps we can include a tutorial video to solve the "application of the stick" issues??? |
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Yeah. Including instructional videos for people without televisions seems about right for a country that included instructions on opening the food packets in English, French and German, but not, say, Pashtun. |
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[DrBob], are you sure it's not Mexico? They all look the same to me, and they're stealing jobs off of the good ol' boys down my whereabouts. |
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If someone bothered to manufacture these, there's no doubt in my mind that these would sell like hotcakes... But you'd kill more than just those darned terrorists, given that they're trained not to 'stand out' by burning effigies, beating women, looking different, acting different and the like... |
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Sorry, the humour was lost on me. |
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unabubba: where did you learn arabic? or do you just know the nasty words? |
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croissant for the tilde, fishbone for the idea. not funny. |
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[mihali], a friend of mine is Palestinian, my sister-in-law is Lebanese. I have a smattering of Arabic, along with Cantonese, German, Polish, Indonesian, French, Afrikaans, Tagalog, some Samoan/Maori pidgin and some PNG pidgin. My uncle, an historian, taught me some Classical Greek, most of which I have now forgotten. I want to pick up some conversational Japanese, when I get time. |
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Australia is a very multicultural society, with a high level of racial integration. We also have an excellent multicultural TV station, SBS, which broadcasts in about 28 languages in a typical week. |
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Just how many Talibans are there? 12? 112? 1112? they used to have an army of about
75,000 so there can't be many more after the cave bombing.
Let's send them all to Australia where they can enjoy an obviously multi-culti life
where there is so much more to do than sweep the cave every 5 minutes. |
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Thanks, but we're getting an influx of refugees from Afghanistan/Iraq/Pakistan at the moment. We don't need no steenking Taliban right now. |
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//It makes strong men want to tear off the chador and give the sharmoota a good bit of zibbi.// |
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Sounds like Yiddish to me ... |
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Hear hear! I attest to the attractive power of a beautiful foot. Damn man, I've seen some nice feet. I think they're underrated in Western culture... |
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Giving terrorists access to "weapons grade, highly potent,
genetically engineered anthrax" does this seem wrong to
anyone else. |
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Agreed, [Crazy Bastard]. Foot fetishes - like all fetishes - are weird, but all parts of the body are sexy in their own ways. That can include feet. |
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I take it you'd rather they kick the piñatas? |
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Can I just hit Bush with a stick? Oh wait,
guards. I guess I'll let them have a go
first. |
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