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Take a 50 foot or so long 2 or 3 foot diameter metal tube,
attach a turbojet onto one end and drill 12" diameter holes
in the proper configuration to create a giant flute. Attach
remote controlled flaps to cover the holes that can open
and close. The control could be in the form of a flute
device with switches on it or a simple keyboard.
Play a "flute" accompaniment to a song played on the
previously suggested buzz bomb pipe organ that would be
heard for miles.
Unlike the buzz-bomb pipe organ, this would be a bit more
1- You can buy surplus after-burner equipped turbo jet
engines off the shelf.
2- Metal pipe likewise is readily available.
3- And the best part, there might be business model for
this as a feature at racing events where people come to
see and hear loud fast things. Tour the world playing the
national anthem of various countries with this thing,
Needs an explosion base drum set too.
[doctorremulac3, Jun 10 2019]
self-propelled pulse-jet brass band
[Loris, Jun 11 2019]
||The audience would end up with blood running from their ears.
||You're getting your sound from the turbojet itself.
||At some level of sound output, it will be cheaper just to
machine-gun people in the ear.
||Isn't that the name of a village in Norfolk, just south of