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Got this idea from those "Herbal Essence" commercials where "She's got the *urge* to Herbal"...
Shower Orgasmatron
http://www.halfbake...hower_20Orgasmatron
Similar to alx's annotation [bookworm, May 27 2001, last modified Oct 04 2004]
actual german product
http://www.elta.de/...kel1=3148&x=42&y=62
similar 3-in-1 concept: shower radio + soap dispenser + _____ [mhh5, Oct 04 2004]
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ARG! I'm scarred for life... now I can never walk down the shampoo and deodorant isle without remembering this post. |
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How about a similarly shaped shower-head attachment for strictly *hygiene* purposes...? |
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Oh, cool! Now Mommy can leave her "little helper" in plain view of the kiddies in the bathroom. Kids, being kids, will figure it out but you can always delude yourself. |
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How about you design the bottle with a vibrator mechanism and a battery incorporated in a laminar fashion in the shell of the bottle. When the battery goes flat the vibrator becomes a boring old shampoo bottle again, necessitating the purchase of another "live" bottle. |
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....mhh5....I'm pretty sure that's not the URGE that Herbal Essences was trying to convey.... of course, I have been known to be wrong...... |
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Actually, it is. They're an unbelievably stupid and arguably offensive line of commercials that started out as a product-replacement of the fake-orgasm scene in "When Harry Met Sally," only without the context. It's since been simplified (i.e., drained of all remaining context) by the ad-men into shots of women acting aroused by their shampoo. |
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hmm..you know, trying to watch that movie with your dad there is awkward.....well...actually...it's mostly just that one scene. o.0 Or when your little sister yells from the bathroom, "What the hell are you watching?!" Yeh..that's pretty strange, too. Although, it is a good idea. :D |
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now this is sensible - not something that you expect of me I know - but how about a mobile phone that doubles as an electric razor? |
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The person that cuts my hair carries a large line of some type of teen-based hair products. I forget what the name of the brand is, but it is so rediculously baked, it's not even funny. I mean, come on, selling different shaped and sized bottles to teen girls who can't get any in the form of hair products is actually pretty ingenious when you think about it. I always thought of dildo-shaped soap-on-a-rope. Get clean and don't worry about not being able to get it out again. |
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The person that cuts my hair carries a large line of some type of teen-based hair products. I forget what the name of the brand is, but it is so rediculously baked, it's not even funny. I mean, come on, selling different shaped and sized bottles to teen girls who can't get any in the form of hair products is actually pretty ingenious when you think about it. I always thought of dildo-shaped soap-on-a-rope. |
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ummm, notice it is going to be soap a.k.a. a base in you body cavity. Should it not hurt as if getting soap in your eyes? |
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Wash + Come. Why take two bottles into the shower? I can imagine the marketing campaigns. Oh, the humanity! |
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HEY! I thought you were here to clean this place up [sambwiches]. Do I have to do everything myself? (grumble grumble) |
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//Get clean and don't worry about not being able to get it out again.// |
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Hell, it beats those "Doc, I slipped in the shower" excuses. |
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(In the A&E) Well, Doctor, you see I was cleaning the bath, and I slipped and landed on the bottle. And I was naked. |
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