h a l f b a k e r yIt's as much a hovercraft as a pancake is a waffle.
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Ever try to negotiate a busy street in the rain
with an umbrella?
You have to constantly twist and turn, and
weave about to avoid bumping into people,
but not when you put up your Umbrella of
Fear. The crowds will part before you, as you
peer out smugly through its dark sockets...
it's
best just to view the illustration
Terrorbrella
http://web.mac.com/...er/skullbrella.html
Terrorbrella [xenzag, Jun 20 2006]
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Put light bulbs in the eye sockets at night. |
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..and some type of waterbase paint that drips like blood when the rain hits it...+ |
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Does it come in Darth Vader form too? |
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I want the Dick Cheney one. |
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I think it needs windscreen-
wipers for its eyes though (I
presume these double-up as
windows for the carrier). |
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If the wipers just detract
from the terror, they could
always be fashioned as giant
freaky skelington fingers. |
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I want credit for not linking to the "Umbrella" video. |
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