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Unhinged Bread
Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the fridge.. | |
So you're making your sandwich, and the bread just won't behave. So you squish it with the palm of your hand and slice it across. Then just as you're about to bite into it - you here a small voice....
"They would have been making better sandwiches if they had been using pita pockets instead...your
honor".
Moral: Be sure your bread is fully cooked if you don't want an unhinged sandwich.
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I prefer mine half-baked. |
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[angel] That's the joke. Obviously not very well put. |
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[goff]: I know it is; that's why you got my pastry. |
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English is a crap language isn't it? Now where's that link on HB about emotional punctuation... |
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[UnaBubba] I genuflect at on the ground beneath your wit.
[angle] sorry - I should have realised.
Of course, it would be better if the also stayed shut better and kept the food in. If you could somehow make the pitta sealy... |
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goff: pitta sealy!! Doublescore! I thought unhinged bread would be something made with crazy yeast. |
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