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They make plenty of wallpapers that have woods, trees, or forests pictured on them. But why no velcro birds to stick onto them?
Sure to be hailed as one of the greatest inventions of the 3rd millenium A.D., these Phundug brand birds are beautiful life-sized woodpeckers and nuthatches, crafted of
high quality cotton and nylon. Velcro patches underneath let you effortlessly attach them to your walls, and rearrange them any time you desire.
what, no ducks?
http://www.peepsbyp...atalog/Pict0403.JPG
[po, Oct 21 2004]
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Walls are just great big drawing boards waiting to happen... |
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Have we done velcro wallpaper? It seems familiar, but I can't find it. |
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Yes! This is a very important migration in the history of wallpaper. Robins, sparrows, cockatiels, finches and doves. + |
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...and an ostrich by the window. |
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Captive breeding programs for real woodpeckers. Introduce wood grubs to the structural timbers in your walls and have the baby woodpeckers learn to hunt for their food in your living room. Just line the pictures of the trees up withthe studs in your walls. |
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Also makes a great alarm clock, at 4:30am. |
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