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Virtual perpetuum mobile

Use crowds of believers to run the energy of perpetuum mobile device
 
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A large Perpetuum mobile device stands at the top of a remote area in the world where nobody ever wanted to live. Devoted believers water the beautiful gardens and take care of the fantastic hotels devoting one whole week of their lives to this place.

Visitors and guests gather daily in the labs and do the ritual of trying to reproduce yet another Perpetuum Mobile Machine only to be shown and proven that the one and only Perpetuum Mobile Machine is The One and Only Perpetuum Mobile Machine and none other exists.

The One and Only Perpetuum Mobile Machine is the largest "drinking bird" head in the world dipping its head in the One and Only Perpetuum Mobile Puddle, a VERY small artificial lake, filled when needed in the drier seasons.

On cold days the bottom of the drinking bird is heated by burning a single hair from each of the beards of the millions of hipster believers gathering there daily.

Nobody ever attacks the shrine because the believers believe that they must hug and love anyone who hates the idea, and so the extremists, who post death threats against The Only Perpetuum Mobile Machine end up with millions of believers visiting their home and singing 19th-century classical music like Hyden and Mozart off tune. Horrified gangs around the world united in order to spread the word that it was a bad idea to start up with these guys.

pashute, Apr 24 2018

Could be combined with... Electrostatically_20Charge_20the_20Kaaba
Fire and brimstone await... [RayfordSteele, Apr 27 2018]

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       Magic is always reality path obsfuscation.
wjt, Apr 25 2018
  

       Mozart died in 1791. But Hyden might have been a 19th-century composer with a similar name to Haydn.
pertinax, Apr 25 2018
  

       Hope springs eternal. What you need is a device that runs on hope.
RayfordSteele, Apr 25 2018
  

       If we go back in time and drop a large rocks at a specific location I bet we could get people to do laps around it...   

       [2 fries] your right, How many kinetic electricity generators can be hidden in the surface of the car park?
wjt, Apr 26 2018
  

       My right what?   

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