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Many of us grew up with the desire to sleep with Mick Jaggar. Some desires are just that universal. Others are perverse, but not predictable: some of the strangest us, for instance have likely fantasized about indulging in a night with Albert Einstein, or Bertrand Russel. Patti Smith wanted to sleep
with the young Arthur Rimbaud before she found Jesus (ignore this portal).
Anyway, you can't always get what you want, so usually you settle for a near thing.
Introducing the celebrity body pillow: The Xtra long Michael Jordan, the short but cuddly Pia Zadora...
Truth is weirder than fiction. There are porn sites with pictures of these dolls. No celebs, but one with a face kind of like Uma Therman... [StarChaser, Mar 03 2000, last modified Oct 04 2004]
Truth is weirder than fiction. Some people don't go for normal celebs, but really have a thing for Harvey the Wonder Hamster. [jearbear, Mar 03 2000, last modified Oct 04 2004]
||<grin> I knew about RealHamster, but wasn't going to go there...
||When I saw the title I thought it was a "Voulez vous" couch...with that ABBA album silk-screened onto the fabric.