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A pair of red velvet curtains that suction cup to the front of a widescreen television.
For use on those occasions when you are viewing a normal 4:3 aspect ratio image on a 16:9 widescreen. Lets you ignore all that black frame and unused screen space you paid thousands for. Simply remove when you
return to viewing a wide aspect picture.
Custom embroidered monograms available at extra cost.
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Suction cups?! That hardly invokes the theater experience - the curtains should come with a mahogany casement or something |
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I want to be able to move them via the remote control (easy technology). I could use them to tease my cats too - to divert their attention from my wife's jigsaw PUZZLE. I want them I want them. |
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