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Ye old HB
Halfbakery in the 1900's - by invitation only | |
Held annually in London in a cobble-stoned square surrounded by Victorian mews.
As you walk in, the first thing you notice is the wretched smell of rotten fish mixed with freshly baked pastries. You make your way to the small podium laid in the centre of the square surrounded by dozens of people
stood quietly, holding baskets and dressed appropriately for the time period. You close you eyes briefly and make a silent prayer, for it is your turn to take the stand
You begin by announcing the name of your idea, followed by a summary, and then proceed to give a detailed description.
As you arrive to the main-body of your description you begin to hear the quiet rumbling from the crowd as they reach into their baskets for one of the 2 objects each contains.
And so the judgment begins...
18th Century Halfbakery
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[hippo, Dec 27 2006]
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What was that screaming? Could that have been another victim of the awful Jack The Boner? Something'll have to be done about the likes of 'im. |
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Genius, i love it... might also have to replace a few smelly fish with rocks, just for fun. |
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+ (checks mail for invitation) |
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What can I say? I like it! |
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21Q....I'm genuinely flattered |
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21Q... Nice to see that you do have a positive side to your personality. Well done. Have a (*) |
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Dmedia. whats a (*)? Looks like a butthole. oh...its a star. |
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I hope it's a star, and not what shinobi first suggested. I'm not an asshole *all* the time... |
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Annotation could be managed by
the right honourable chairperson,
who gives each member a turn to
stand and speak on the idea. |
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"Order! Order! The chair
recognises the right honourable
Una Bubba Esq." |
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Fishbones and croissants would
have to be on strings, so voters
could reel them back in and cast
anew as the discussion proceeds. |
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I sort of like the idea of the fishbone / croissant pileup if voters were not recycling them. Would make the climb to the podium a bit treacherous though. Maybe custodial duty could be arranged. |
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Custardial duties? Croissants and Fishbones on the end of fishing-rods please. |
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