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Everyone knows rockets are phallic. For the sake of
equality, we should make some yonic
spacecraft too. They might not be as aerodynamic, so they
could be maybe futur
istic-shu ttle-so rt-o f-thi ngs or some other kind of doe sn't-
ha ve-t o-pu sh-th e-atmo
sphere-ou t-o f-th e-w ay craft, instead
of launch vehicles.
Care should be taken to avoid implying undesirable
implications by this, though (such as that men are powerful
and women are subservient).
[Ian Tindale, Apr 04 2017]
Rover Environmental Monitoring Station
More phallic space hardware: Curiosity's meteorological sensors [notexactly, Jan 21 2019]
Temperature and Winds for InSight
More phallic space hardware: InSight's meteorological sensors (derived from REMS) [notexactly, Jan 21 2019]
Mars Environmental Dynamics Analyzer
More phallic (future) space hardware: Mars 2020's meteorological sensors (derived from REMS and TWINS) [notexactly, Jan 21 2019]
to boldly go where no man has gone before.
||Hey, do you think maybe the design of the USS Enterprise
was an attempt at sexual egalitarianism?
||Wha t's-wit hthe-sp acing?
||Too much 19 90s-scr een-wid th-a nd-brow sers-no t-be
ing-ab le-t o-re wrap-te xt-accomo dation.
||It'd be an absolute cunt to steer.