Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'
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Zmas

Snooze and you miss it
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Festive and Seasonal Celebrations are Zoned Within the Hour. All Festive Decorations and Accessories are Designed in a Retracible Form and Contain Accurate (possibley Networked) Clocks.

For Example, if Christmas is Set to be from the Hour until Twenty Past, then at Exactly the O'Clock, the Music Starts and the Decorations Pop Out. At Twenty Past, Everything Retracts and perhaps the Diwali Lights Emerge. At Half Past the Grumpy Season Begins and So On for the Rest of the Hour.

Users could Wear Switchable Goggles so that When a Festivity that they Disaprrove Of or Are Allergic To Starts the Goggles Will Automatically Darken allowing the User to Take a Nap and Avoid the Festive Hell that thye Despise.

pocmloc, Dec 15 2022


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       Some people's goggles will just be dark all the time.
Also, was there a half-price sale on capital letters or something?
neutrinos_shadow, Dec 15 2022
  

       I'm now tempted to post another dozen and eleven ideas with similar titles.
nineteenthly, Dec 16 2022
  

       Can;t get zedder than zed.
pocmloc, Dec 16 2022
  


 

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