Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'
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Zoombies

No relation to the movie of the same name.
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A pay-to-enter establishment which closely resembles a regular zoological garden, but instead of animals, it is filled with flesh-eating human zombies, reaching through the bars and moaning "Braaiiins ! Brraaiinss ! "
8th of 7, Apr 12 2017

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       Started teaching ?
FlyingToaster, Apr 12 2017
  

       Isn't this basically Harlow?
MaxwellBuchanan, Apr 12 2017
  

       It's similar, certainly, although the residents of Harlow by and large aren't sufficiently articulate to enunciate "Braaiiins ! Brraaiinss ! ", communicating via incoherent grunts and hand gestures.
8th of 7, Apr 12 2017
  

       They've done it again. The last 'zombie outbreak' in the 50's was due to a lapse in food regulations. Anyone who actually read the label for 'New and Improved Faggots' could have seen the 1% opiate content.
bigsleep, Apr 12 2017
  

       Nothing about zombies riding fast-moving roombas then?
RayfordSteele, Apr 14 2017
  

       Tonsils and appendices are available for purchase at the gift shop for those who wish to feed the exhibits.
caspian, Apr 14 2017
  
      
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