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"Keep Away" Sweatband

to keep folk a safe distance away
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Universally recognized sweatband worn to advertise anti-society wishes. This is for those days when you're in a really fierce mood, or when you haven't brushed your teeth and don't want your breath to be smelled - situations like these. You snap on your "Keep Away" sweatband, and everyone knows not to speak to you any more than is strictly necessary.
cheeselikesubstance, Jul 22 2001

Baked http://www.argyll.demon.co.uk/Rab.html
A classic UK comedy character. [Aristotle, Jul 22 2001, last modified Oct 04 2004]

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       I think a black anarchy tee usually has this effect ... even though anarchists are some of the nicest people I know... Did you have a bad day?
futurebird, Jul 22 2001
  

       try carrying a weapon of some type - like a shotgun.
benfrost, Jul 22 2001
  

       I thought sweatbands were universally accepted as being 'keep away' signs by default.
thumbwax, Jul 23 2001
  

       It may keep normal people away, but the fashion police will be sure to come after you.
AfroAssault, Oct 02 2001
  
      
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