Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'
h a l f b a k e r y
These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration.

idea: add, search, annotate, link, view, overview, recent, by name, random

meta: news, help, about, links, report a problem

account: browse anonymously, or get an account and write.

user:
pass:
register,


         

Please log in.
Before you can vote, you need to register. Please log in or create an account.

'Bakery Bound

not by Simon and Garfunkel
  (+5, -1)
(+5, -1)
  [vote for,
against]

I’m sittin’ at my computer station
Got a wicket for my ‘bakery nation
On a blur of bad commands
My keyboard and my mouse in hand
And every post that was ever canned
For a ‘baker in a promised land

‘bakery bound
I wish I was
‘bakery bound
Home, where my thoughts are gaping
Home, where my mind is straying
Home, where my buns lie baking
Silently for me

Every day’s an endless stream
Of small baguettes and custard’s cream
And each clown has a brain like me
They’re groovy and refractory
And every ‘bakers’ name I see
Reminds me that I Ling to be

‘bakery bound
(repeat refrain)

Tonight I’ll fling my thongs again
Filet my brain and try to blend
But then two-thirds look quack to me
Invades the mind of Socrates
Like tempting me so charmingly
I need this place to comfort me

‘bakery bound I wish I was
‘bakery bound
Home, where my thoughts are gaping
Home, where my mind is straying
Home, where my buns lie baking
Silently for me

xandram, Aug 03 2007

[link]






       Delightful (+) - damn that autoboner
xenzag, Aug 04 2007
  

       I love you 'bakers the world around!
and a big bun for [Brau]--no one ever wrote a song with me in it before!!
Thanks
xandram, Aug 04 2007
  

       Or me (for the sake of vanity, I will conveniently overlook the mistake)
Ling, Aug 04 2007
  

       Let us be bakers and mix our idea dough together
I've got some foolishness here in my bag
So we bought a pack of cigarettes and smoked them through machines
And we walked off to look for some croissantage...
wagster, Aug 04 2007
  
      
[annotate]
  


 

back: main index

business  computer  culture  fashion  food  halfbakery  home  other  product  public  science  sport  vehicle