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[8thof7] is strapped on the hood of the car.
The car computer is wired to the borg processors. (anti virus software and nano blockers in place.)
One arm is replaced by a wiper type structure.
When you put on the windshield wiper [8thof7] is electrically compelled to start wiping.
kittens are allowed to play on the dashboard.
(calm down borg, or I will make an assimilation of this idea and that recent asswipe rag cleaner idea and send you to the guy who loves wiping his ass so much)
||I am required by my personal code of honor to bun this
idea. My only regret, as the Halfbakerism goes, is that I
have but one bun to give, else I would repeatedly bun the
last paragraph until my throwing arm grew numb. [+]
||//I would repeatedly bun the last paragraph until my throwing arm grew numb//
||On the other hand it did bring up the notion of autobunning mechanical arm as opposed to the Autoboner...
||There's an entire Dark Knight film plot in there somewhere..