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a Bass tube the size of a silo
On a farm, no one can hear you blast.
 
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A silo with a gigantic subwoofer mounted in the top, and ports at the bottom. When an incredible amount of electrical energy is put into the cone as a 20hz or lower sine wave, there is awesome bass.

Perfect for hoedowns.


Amishman35, Aug 02 2004

world's largest subwoofer? http://www.royaldevice.com/custom3.htm
[luecke, Oct 04 2004]

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       As in a lightning bolt..?

simonj, Aug 02 2004
  

       "In news just to hand, a Korean Airlines 747, carrying 264 passengers and crew, appears to have crashed in the Kansas wheat belt.   

       Air safety investigators are still trying to piece together the chain of events that led to the aircraft falling from 38,000ft, in a clear sky."

UnaBubba, Aug 02 2004
  

       ...a dragon man....   

       would it do that to a plane?

swimr, Aug 02 2004
  

       Who knows? You wanna be a test pilot?

UnaBubba, Aug 02 2004
  

       Be very careful. Low frequencies can have some unpleasant effects on the human body. Mass nausea may just put a damper on your party!

egbert, Aug 03 2004
  

       ...but he was still...   

       'At 'ere's whatcha call a ba-yund pass SIGH-LOW, pardner!   

       As a side effect, you might increase the reproductivity of some of the larger animals on the farm (whilst decreasing the fertility of the smaller ones... like us).   

       I'm torn. I like the idea, and I think this is a perfect application for the "I wonder..." technical team to test their mettle, but I really, really wouldn't want to be around for it. Also, you engineer a 48-inch, +/-.0001% distortion (192db@1Khz) sub woofer, and the SUV pimps will beat a path into your neighborhood streets. [ ]

absterge, Aug 03 2004
  
      
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