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i just got my first car.
now that i'm driving everyday, i'm absolutely flabbergasted at
the various levels of incompetence/ignorance that drivers
display.
i'd like to have a laser trigger that only goes off at speeds
better than say 60km/h. if the guy behind me gets too close,
let's say
within 30ft, then a siren goes off on my car and a big
sign flashes in my rear window, "THE GUY BEHIND ME IS AN
ARSEHOLE."
if he or she gets within 10 ft, then my car should automatically
fling out this mudlike substance that looks like birdpoop,
forcing the bugger to back off and seek shelter at a car wash.
ta bume. any thoughts?
Baked
http://www.nytimes....ircuits/27BUSS.html
Without the demeaning messages and/or mud flinging. [DrCurry, Jun 28 2002]
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I personally like the idea of a personal oil slick like that used in early Bond movies. Of course, this doesn't mean that the offending tailgaiter isn't going to slam into you the very second they lose control to their car. |
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A tire puncture strip that can unroll from behind the car would certainly be a deterent against other drivers getting too close. |
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The problem with any type of sign would be that is could either inflame the other drivers to want to smash into your car, or to see how close they needed to get to your car before the sign dispalyed itself. |
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When I was a kid growing up in New Hampshire (different from Old Hampshire) the governor of the state had a sign put up on an overpass that displayed the oncoming car's speed and flashed a warning if they were going too fast. However, this just made drivers see how fast they could get going before the reached the sign. It was not a deterent. |
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Castor Oil and WD40 mised in equal quantity in exhaust. The resulting smoke belched forth coats whatever it lands on with a dark lacquer. Horrible and not recommended for use in/on/around your own vehicle. Pretty funny to do to someone else though. You better really hate them. |
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Oh, another road rage induction idea... ho-hum.... |
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And once again, 87% of drivers are 'above average', it's the other guy who's the idiot. |
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Are you very pretty? Or your car is? What I do is to pull over, slip into a garage space, or whatever, & the nuisance driver soon passes. |
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Whenever someone tailgates me, I slow down until they try to pass. Then I shoot them. |
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Afro, that's sort of baked in David Lynch's masterpiece "Lost Highway" |
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I have to agree with Afro. Except I generally speed up as they get beside me(no shooting, it's hard to aim right when you're speeding). Before I do this I always try "brake checking" (ie mash brakes enough to lurch then gun it if they are sane they get the idea and back off in fear of eating your bumper)
If this doesn't wrok just lock your brakes and hope they have insurance. If they are uninsured then shoot them
Simple really. |
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How about a huge boxing glove or a hammer that is compacted into the back of your car which automatically springs out and mashes the hell of the front of the tailgaters vehicle. Mind you, it could backfire; 'Honestly officer, the company that sold me the device ensured me that it had a built-in police car sensor'. |
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