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Replace the metal shards in razor wire with bits of bacon.
wire then becomes an impenetrable barrier to those for
the pig is an abomination not to be approached or handled
under any circumstances.
Extending the logic would see the military vehicles deployed
being dressed in rasher suits - a Hamvee ? (Sorry)
Security cameras would peer out of swiveling pig heads, and
moats of pork fat would create totally secure compounds.
[xenzag, Jul 10 2012]
||sausage rolls,that would roll out as you come near,bacon "bombs",crispy rashers falling from the sky..
||The moslem nations would simply respond with "bad coffee" wire.
||mmmmmmm bacon. I recommend:
toast 1 tsp cumin + crushed black pepper in pan,
then in pan 2 slices bacon, frizzled.
In bacon fat fat, then fry: 3 cloves garlic, 1 bunch of scallions
Add 1/2 cup crushed almonds, 1 can garbanzos, 1 can crushed tomatoes.
Add 2-3 tbsp sour cream
garam masala and lemon juice to taste.
||Bacon Balls. To be deployed in the Middle East a la Barnes Wallace.
||I'm still updating illustrations.... I have a few for which I can't find the ideas, perhaps I deleted them. Lost track.
||//sausage rolls// but not very well.