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Make mine a double.
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Here's what you get:
Pillows in the form, and style of two fried
eggs (choice of sizes and yolk/white
with raised yolks for extra padding.
Double bacon shaped duvet cover, with
the zipper running along the adjoining
rind to permit separate sleeping, when
electric sausages to keep your
Headboard styled as two slices of toast.
Coffee smell emitting alarm clock.
||Imagine the vet bills trying to get all this removed from the labrador.
||All that on a waterbed filled with baked beans.
||Nightmares for people on diets....
||Orange juice glasses reading sconces, and a nice fluffy pancake throw rug- I think they must have this at Wal-mart.