I wanna tell you all the story 'bout a baker at the halfbakery,
Who sent her ideas in for all the world to see.
Well her feller came home one day and didnt even stop to pee,
And he said "Look I got a note from dubyadubyadubhalfbakereee"
Well the note said "Hey [dentworth] youve
been baking on the sly.
And its reported youve been hangin round with trolls and getting high.
And we dont believe you ought to be comin up with ideas this way.
And it was signed Mistress of dubydubydubhalfbakeraaay.
Well it happened that the bakers were gonna meet that very afternoon.
And they were surprised when [dentworth] strode into the room.
And as she walked up to the podium I can still recall the words she had to say.
She said Id like to address this meetin of the dubyadubyadubhalfbakery.
Well there sits [Unabubba], and his profile page is getting way too long,
And theres [etherman] smug and smirkin' who never rites a wrong.
And I think that [FarmerJohnny] shouldnt write about the private parts of life.
And brother [zeno] has just snuck in here and brung along his pretty wife.
Then there's [Kat]and [Machavelli] who've been known to party till the dawn,
and then [contracts] and [RayfordSteele] who came back when we all thought that they were gone,
And you have the nerve to tell me as a h'baker I'm not fit,
well this is just another HoTOrNot and you're all dubya dubya hypocrites
w/no apologies to any country singer
thanks to [robinism] for help on the last.