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Closely resembling the latest fruity must-have du jour, a universal-remote that also integrates a beer opener, FM radio and single-LED flashlight. Open it up and there's a notepad and one of those next-to-useless tiny pencils, plus room to store a number of "buy 5 get 1 free" cards that are never in
your pocket when you go back to the shop.
$1.50 + applicable taxes.
In answer to [MaxwellBuchanan]'s plaint "If only the iPhone 5 had an infrared LED..."
[2 fries shy of a happy meal, Sep 26 2012]
No one REALLY knows what iFaux'n they've got. [theleopard, Sep 27 2012]
||There should also be an iSwiss Army Knife - all the
blades, fish-scalers, retractable wineglasses and
screwtweezers in the 1:6:10 form-factor.
||// the 1:6:10 form-factor //
||An odd choice
everywhere else in the
Alpha Quadrant, 1:4:9 is the "must have"
||//Infrared emitting diode...IED? Hmm... combining an iPhone with an IED. Do let's.//
||^ I was thinking of tying in to the EMF opaque cellphone cover: send the assassinatee an iPhone: then when the signal becomes available you know where they are.