Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'

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itinerant speech consultant
have thesaurus, will travel
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Why not have a staff of highly trained and opinionated employees to go to social gathering so they can interrupt conversations and correct peoples grammar for a small fee. This will spare people the fuure embarrasment of having to reveal their ignorance of the english language.

gm150, Jun 29 2002

Guerrilla Pedants http://www.halfbake...Guerrilla_20Pedants
"Fixing bad grammar wherever they find it" [phoenix, Jun 30 2002, last modified Oct 04 2004]

Pedant Police http://www.halfbake...dea/Pedant_20Police
The antithesis. [phoenix, Jun 30 2002, last modified Oct 04 2004]

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       Already HalfBaked. Please search before posting.   

       Welcome to the HalfBakery.

phoenix, Jun 30 2002
  

       Invite practically anyone who has been a member of the 1/2B for more than three months to your party. They'll do it for you.

UnaBubba, Jun 30 2002
  

       Though one has to wonder at the utility of a Thesaurus to the 'people of the fuure'. It might cause them 'embarrasment' to know they're speaking 'english'.   

       Or not.

phoenix, Jun 30 2002
  
      
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