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make a fruit statement

 coif your hair into the shape, colour and smell of your favourite fruit.
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blondes? have more fun as a banana.

or strawberry blondes – place a little green star in the middle and get an invite to Wimbledon.

redheads may prefer a little bunch of cherry curls.

brunettes are a problem, there is always ugly fruit and gone-off bananas but then we, (yes, I am a brunette), can always dye our hair and become a little green apple or a pineappley pineapple or an orange, orange.

personally I am opting for the lush red raspberry – mmmmm

—po, Feb 24 2003

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The millinary version of this idea. [DrBob, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 05 2004]

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       //redheads may prefer a little bunch of cherry curls// Then again, they may not.
—half, Feb 24 2003
   

       need counselling on that [half]?
—po, Feb 24 2003
   

       que?
—half, Feb 24 2003
   

       explain their reticence!
—po, Feb 24 2003
   

       I am not reticent. Where did you hear that? I know I didn't tell you. <g>
—half, Feb 24 2003
   

       it was your *friend* - sorry, melon dear
—po, Feb 24 2003
   

       A brunette done up as a coconut wouldn't be too hard. Or... no, it would.
—lurch, Feb 24 2003
   

       I'd plop a nice fruit trifle on top of me bonce,then i can be all fruits..with a creamy yellow tint,and crusty coif,complete with fruit bats.
—skinflaps, Feb 24 2003
   

       Partially baked by now ex-Nottingham Forest footballer Jason Lee who at one time sported a "pineapple on his head"(© Baddiel & Skinner).
—my face your, Feb 24 2003
   

       This is silly enough that it will surely be all the rage at the Oscars. Big Crescent!
—ato_de, Feb 24 2003
   

       <seldom recognized fruit statement> Tomato! </seldom recognized fruit statement>
—Cedar Park, Feb 25 2003
   

       Ahhhhh – sweet peach.
—Shz, Feb 25 2003
   

       I've often played the gooseberry, but now I'm one of a pear.
—egbert, Feb 25 2003
   

       Wouldn't guys look *fruity*?
—thumbwax, Feb 25 2003
   

       you say that as if it were a *bad* thing
—po, Feb 25 2003
   

       Brunettes could be chocolate fruit - chocolate is a fruit isn't it? It does count towards the 5 portions of fruit and veg a day..?
—Jinbish, Feb 25 2003
   

       Only if it's fruit and nut. Must be good for you if it's got nuts in it.
—egbert, Feb 25 2003
   

       A brunette could do some kiwi and litchee knots, and wake up in the morning as an apple tree in the winter.
—FarmerJohn, Feb 25 2003
   

       "personally I am opting for the lush..."
Pretty seedy if you ask me, but you'll always be the apple of my eye.
—phoenix, Feb 25 2003
   

       //it was your *friend*//
Well that explains it. You must have me confused with someone who has at least one friend.
—half, Feb 25 2003
   

       ah but you have at least two! OR 4 half-friends
—po, Feb 25 2003
   

       Hmmm...I'm afraid to ask what you know and who told you.
—half, Feb 25 2003
   


 

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