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old fashioned cellphone
if you can't win at smaller is better, go big
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Everyone's phone is smaller than mine! God, it gets on my nerves. This guy I know has a phone that's about the size of a matchbox and it looks like David Bowie's codpiece. I can't win at this game. What I want is a cell phone that's big and black with a rotary dial and full sized handset. It'd have a full throaty ring (with a real bell) and then I could whip the handset out of my bag (it'd have a one of those long springy chords) and show that small phone bastard who's the boss.

You could also move a phone like this all over your house (hell the world) without messing with cable or ruining you decor.


futurebird, Feb 19 2001

Retro Cell Phone http://www.halfbake...etro_20Cell_20Phone
Interestingly enough, even my annotation is not original. [centauri, Feb 19 2001, last modified Oct 05 2004]

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       How about a somewhat-bulky phone with modern electronics and a really huge (by modern standards) battery? It would be nice to have a phone that could run for a few months or years on a charge.

supercat, Feb 19 2001
  

       Funny, I was just thinking how neat it would be to have a phone that looks like those field radios the Army uses to call in airstrikes. If you could have a backpack with a big floppy antenna on it, you'd have the perfect outfit.   

       By the way, how hard would it be to convert Teddy Ruxpin into a voice-activated cell phone?

centauri, Feb 19 2001
  

       <grin!> "Mommy, why is he talking into that teddybear's crotch?"   

       More seriously, though, I might actually buy one then...

StarChaser, Feb 19 2001
  

       "And while we're at it, why not a shoe phone like in Get Smart?" --rmutt, Mar 24 2000   

       >>http://www.halfbakery.com/idea/Star_20Treck_20comunicator<<

iuvare, Feb 19 2001
  

       Hey centauri, I think they do make those army field radios still. I'm not sure if they double as cellphones though. I know you can get them as radios. But with a little ingenuity, you can hook up anything to anything. Its turning it on and not taking out California's paltry power supply that will be the challenge...

tierrie, Feb 19 2001
  
      
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