Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'
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photodielectric effect makes better chips.

Strobe lights and a Van de Graaff generator attached to a deep fat fryer
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Flash, crackle and pop. Supreme softness, fluffiness and delicious greasy goodness in a 1/4 inch square stick of sliced tuber.

With apologies to [beanangel]

pocmloc, Oct 12 2009

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The real thing [pocmloc, Oct 12 2009]

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       It should also be housed in a scholastic monastery specialising in philosophy and baking - easier access to a deep fat friar.
Ian Tindale, Oct 12 2009
  

       And instead of an annoying beeping noise to tell you the chips are ready, it should let out an evil laugh.   

       "Muahahahahahaha"
phoenix, Oct 13 2009
  

       Knife switches. It needs knife switches.
RayfordSteele, Oct 13 2009
  

       this reminds me of the idea to put amusing phrases on edible chips with a laser then people could type the tinyURL or better, just take a picture of the edible chips particular QR code with their handyphone   

       the nifty part is it makes the edible chips complimentary as a form of advertising thus giving away food
beanangel, Nov 30 2011
  
      
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