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photodielectric effect makes better chips.

Strobe lights and a Van de Graaff generator attached to a deep fat fryer
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Flash, crackle and pop. Supreme softness, fluffiness and delicious greasy goodness in a 1/4 inch square stick of sliced tuber.

With apologies to [beanangel]

pocmloc, Oct 12 2009

photodielectric effect makes better chips photodielectric_20e...es_20better_20chips
The real thing [pocmloc, Oct 12 2009]

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       It should also be housed in a scholastic monastery specialising in philosophy and baking - easier access to a deep fat friar.
Ian Tindale, Oct 12 2009
  

       And instead of an annoying beeping noise to tell you the chips are ready, it should let out an evil laugh.   

       "Muahahahahahaha"
phoenix, Oct 12 2009
  

       Knife switches. It needs knife switches.
RayfordSteele, Oct 13 2009
  
      
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