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severed head loaf

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Around Halloween, the local deli counter at the supermarket places a bunch of severed plastic fingers around the cold cuts. It's kind of gross, but people are pretty good-humored about it and it makes the kids squeal.

I think it would be cool to take it a step further and make a bologna in the shape of a severed head. The rind could be skin-coloured, and the inside could be done in layers of different types of tasty cheese to represent bone and brain cross-sections.

Once an order was filled, the head would be placed back in the deli case. I would use a couple of bologna heads and slice them from different angles to determine the most horrible effect.

This could also be done with bologna forearms, pressed ham feet, etc.

nomocrow, Sep 23 2008

head cheese http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Head_cheese
[xandram, Sep 24 2008]

_22My_20ears_20are_20alight_22 [hippo, Sep 24 2008]

She's got a chicken to ride, http://www.rathergood.com/chicken/
and she don't care. [nomocrow, Sep 24 2008]

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       Marvellous. Could give a whole new meaning to "half a dozen slices of tongue". [+]
8th of 7, Sep 23 2008
  

       Could it be a vegetarian severed head, as opposed to a vegetarian's severed head?
nineteenthly, Sep 24 2008
  

       + but why not use *head cheese*?
xandram, Sep 24 2008
  

       As in the song: "Darling cheese-head, you were yards too greasy" (see link)
hippo, Sep 24 2008
  

       I dunno, trauma may result in particularly weak children; forever implementing canibalism into the collective unconscious of the present day, and the realized dark future of tomorrow.
daseva, Oct 22 2008
  
      
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