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Around Halloween, the local deli counter
at the supermarket places a bunch of
severed plastic fingers around the cold
cuts. It's kind of gross, but people are
pretty good-humored about it and it
makes the kids squeal.
I think it would be cool to take it a step
further and make a bologna
in the shape
of a severed head. The rind could be
skin-coloured, and the inside could be
done in layers of different types of tasty
cheese to represent bone and brain
Once an order was filled, the head would
be placed back in the deli case. I
would use a couple of bologna heads and
slice them from different angles to
determine the most horrible effect.
This could also be done with bologna
forearms, pressed ham feet, etc.
[xandram, Sep 24 2008]
[hippo, Sep 24 2008]
She's got a chicken to ride,
and she don't care. [nomocrow, Sep 24 2008]
||Marvellous. Could give a whole new meaning to "half a dozen slices of tongue". [+]
||Could it be a vegetarian severed head, as opposed to a vegetarian's severed head?
||+ but why not use *head cheese*?
||As in the song: "Darling cheese-head, you were yards too greasy" (see link)
||I dunno, trauma may result in particularly weak children; forever implementing canibalism into the collective unconscious of the present day, and the realized dark future of tomorrow.