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How many people like to work out in the morning before work? Probably lots, and this idea is for them. Instead of putting on sweats, exercising, disrobing and showering, why not use showersweats? Similar in form to regular sweat clothing, showersweats would be a bodysuit made of very loosely woven, fishnet-like
terrycloth or loofah material. Just squeeze some liquid soap onto the neck area reservoir and do your calisthenics - in the shower. The motion of your body against the suit will provide the scrubbing action. Now if only I could come up with some kind of hockey mask with razors inside...
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Soap + tiles + exhaustion + star jumps + large glass shower screen = a new gene pool filter! excellent (+) |
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Geez, have a morning session of wild, crazy monkey sex. Better for you, less chance of accidental decapitation. |
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Soap + sex + monkey = Jacko's dream shower |
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"I'm forever blowing Bubbles..." |
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// less chance of accidental decpitation. // |
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You're not doing it right, then ..... |
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But now that I've gotten all sweaty in the shower how am I gonna clean up? |
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[Saxman], you don't like hockey players? |
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And is [boysparks] a West Ham fan? Or is Jacko? |
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I do believe that [sax] is contemplating the scariest shave ever. A Cyberman's helmet might be better than a hockey mask, what with the pipes that could feed in water and gel. |
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([theleopard]: Me a hammer? Nah, I'm a tree, and Jacko's still out of his. |
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Anyone else want to recycle any jaded 80's and 90's celebrity jokes while were here?) |
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// 80's and 90's celebrity jokes // |
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Like the one about Jonathan Frakes being a good actor ? ROFLOL. |
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