Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'
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supersweeper

roadsweeper attachments for roadusers
 
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motorised roadsweepers troll along at 3 m.p.h. holding up traffic, and picking up 5% of the rubbish in the gutter and that is their sole claim to fame. they look ugly too.

so, I propose that we add some neat little attachments to make them more useful and give them some street cred.

by holding your hand out, in the manner of stopping a bus, they will stop and allow your sole use of their many attachments.

my suggestions begin with a shoe shining brush to buff up your shoes.

a hair dryer for those who came out in a hurry this morning.

an exercise bike for people stuck in a bus queue who fancy limbering up a wee bit.

po, Jun 19 2003

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       Howsabout adding another operator whose sole purpose is to sell children ice cream from the truck?
Cedar Park, Jun 19 2003
  

       Someone walking in front with a bell shouting "Bring out your dead."
egbert, Jun 19 2003
  

       thats sick! :)
po, Jun 19 2003
  

       "What do you mean he's not dead? Yes he is!"
silverstormer, Jun 19 2003
  

       you'd probably need to lie down face downwards on the pavement or something.
po, Jun 19 2003
  

       Can I drive it for a block? Huh? Can I? Can I?
FarmerJohn, Jun 19 2003
  
      
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