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toddler mode
like microsoft but worse
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I know that anybody who is handy with a computer detests microsoft and windows (which is most of you) but for me it is a blessing.

I can click on something the shape of an envelope to get to my mail. I click on the printer to print, the house for home etc.

What I like best is what you hate most. (or hate best?) When I try to do something complicated like deleting a file or creating a folder the computer invariably helps me by asking me such things as : Are you sure? Y/N Do you want to continue? Y/N. This gives me time to pause and think it over.

Enter the toddler. She uses the keyboard like a set of drums, bashing at it with the mouse. So before you know it the letters on the screen are to small to read, or internet is disabled, the computer is shutting down and telling me there will be a loss of important data and I am in despair.

Enter the toddler mode. WHATEVER happens, I can always go back to before. Like undo, step by step, untill everything is normal again.


zeno, May 23 2006

Giggles Computer Funtime for Baby http://www.giggles.net/home.php
As an alternative to changing all your stuff to allow for a toddler, how about just running some custom software that reacts to bashing keys in an age-appropriate way? [jutta, May 23 2006]

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       Like most. Windows can roll back to its last functioning state, can it not?

harderthanjesus, May 23 2006
  

       Huh? What? sleep? Oh, ah! Yeah good link. She loves the computer, can never start to young.

zeno, May 23 2006
  

       Surely Windows lets you create a user profile with no privileges to change anything?

hippo, May 23 2006
  

       hehe

zeno, May 23 2006
  

       "Like most. Windows can roll back to its last functioning state, can it not?"   

       That would be just before Windows is installed, right?   

       And I know that you can create a "No Rights" logon. My company does that for our communications machines.

Galbinus_Caeli, May 23 2006
  

       //And I know that you can create a "No Rights" logon. // She is faster than lightning. Before you know it the mouse is grabbed and bashed on the keyboard or some keys (some of which have a function other then typing). And besides that would mean that Zeno has elaborate knowledge of how a computer really works, which he doesn't. I hold my finger close to the escape button which works fine, mostly.

Susan, May 23 2006
  

       [+]   

       I used to own a 'bloodthirsty' game called carmageddon, which essentially involved smashing up cars and running people down, hence an abundance of blood. The genius was that it had a 'fluffy bunny' mode which was activated upon a certain button press on the keyboard. All blood would disappear instantly, then return upon a further press.   

       I agree with [phlish], a key-combo could be used to block out all other key configurations. Would also annoy the hell out of co-workers if they didn't know the combo.

kuupuuluu, May 23 2006
  

       [win]+L? Works for me.
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stop that honey, daddy is working
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aww, that's nice sweetie <presses power button and goes outside to play> <remembers to leave [+] behind, though>

methinksnot, May 23 2006
  

       Are the system restore points not sufficient for this then?

fridge duck, May 23 2006
  

       So /"A panic button that fixes my computer"/ essentially.   

       Also, how does it know when toddler mode ends?

Texticle, May 23 2006
  

       It ends in kindergartner mode of course.

zeno, May 24 2006
  
      
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