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Aside for some rare cases dogs are complete freeloaders that
shed and stink up their home. There are many dogs that train
their owners to not only feed them but watch as they move their
bowels. It gets worse, has your dog ever consumed an object
that did come back out ? Did you have to pay close
the process and then clean up the aftermath?
The vacuum & floor polish dog harness is a must have.
Harnessed to your dog's rear torso the device trails behind the as
they occupy your home cleaning your floors and cleaning up
Envision a harness racing cart universally hinged at the torso +
battle bot that still works if knocked upside down. Wheels drive
the battery charging that in turn powers the motors that drive the
vacuum & polishing action. The device deposits the collected
materials in a clear Dyson type canister, this is for those owners
that like to inspect their dogs excrement.
||I'm sorry to hear that your dog ate your keys, but since dogs
are almost universally trained you may as well just strap a
Rooomba to your dog, disconnect the motive and navigation
assemblies, and train your dog to cover the whole floor.
Dogs like working.
||I didn't realise Polish dogs were any more problematical than other East European mutts in this regard.
||A robot would be better. The dog would get used to it and
see it as a friend after a while. Especially if it had a Polish