Have you ever looked out at a beautiful snowy landscape like your
backyard and had pleasant thoughts about life and how wonderfully
perfect the world can be at times only to see some dumb kid destroy
your perfect ladscape trudging across ruining everything.
That feeling of perfection tarnished
is where this begins.
tissues are always so perfectly smooth, folded with precision, pure
like unstepped on snow.
the perfection of tissues pleases me im sure that observation of
tissues unspoiled pleases other people similarly.
I suspect that tissue perfection appeals to individuals with a tedious
The sight of wrinkled tissues on the other hand likely hurts greatly the
feelings of those same individuals
seeing the perfection of a tissue spoiled as its crushed and jammed
against a juicy nose or face to absorb various body slimes probably
damages a great many people.
I propose tissues engineered to be entirely pre-wrinkled out of the