Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'
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Obsessive-Compulsive Pedestrian's GPS

[Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 03 2019]

(+1) Autonomous collection-delivery system
(+2) Backpack tent sleeping bag/roll-mat
(+2) Benevolent
(+2) Big sticky harpoon of justice
(+2) Biodegradable cigarette butts
(+1) Cake in a Can
(+3) CO2 direct air capture
 Colour-coded tent
(+5) Copper handrails on public transport
(+2) Data-encoded Perfume
(+3) Empathic pest destruction
(+4) Exercise Required labelling
(+5) Floating Food
(+4) Floons
(+4) Gold Medal for you!
(+1) “Hi-Fi” Turntable
(+10, -2)(+10, -2) High Priest Mechanic Service
(+8)(+8) Humbrella
(+4, -2) Laser Topiary
(+3) Möbius Record Player
(+5) Model Model Village
(+3) Music demixulator
(+3) Not-desking
(+3) Other General
(+23)(+23)(+23) Parental Panic Balloon
(+4) Reflective planetary cooling system
(+1) Requirements Management System
(+1) Self-erecting Spectator Seating
(+3) Slug Electric Fence
(+10)(+10) Strandbeest “donkey” rides
(+1) Super-quiet Turntable motor
(+15, -1)(+15, -1) Toddler Harpoon
(+2) Toilet Bomb
(+4) Tourist Tips Whiteboard
(+4) Track condition monitoring using passenger mobile phones
(+2) Train detection system
(+1) Train location data from passenger mobile phones
(+3) Ultrasonic Handwash
(+7) Wigner energy batteries
(+6) Wind & Water
(+1) Wound fix-a-blob

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