Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'

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pluterday


Bakes in the buff, every pluterday.

















Favorite self-koan (at the mall)...
Where did I park my car?
And, the follow-up...
I wonder what color it was?











And, after a bat-transformation...










preferred self-koan (at the nitty-gritty)...
wherefrom did I ballpark my motorcar?
And, the review...
I spoonfeed sinuosity?














































































Tag-line:
I now see that the entire concept was idiotic...
































































































Perhaps an editor at Pluterday.














































































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[Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 10 2004]
   
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