Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'
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[Sep 16 2002]		    
(+7) Alzheimer's Switchboard Service
(+2, -1) Annoying-Topic Indicator Pin
(+1) Auto-Voicemail Limiter ID
(+5, -2) Bass Station
(+1) Bathtub Mascerator
(+4, -1) Birth Control Advent Calendar
(+7) Bluetooth Pipe
(+8) Booze Pop-up Hepatometer
(+5) Breakdance Yoga Mat
(+6, -1) Candy Corn Fangs
 Cheetos Dust Collector
(+2, -12)(+2, -12) Convert cemeteries into parking garages
(+7) Cookie Camera
(+9, -2) Cystic Fibrosis Drum Pad
(+4, -5) "Dune" style ashtray
(+30)(+30)(+30) Earworm Grenade
(+13, -5) Erection slide whistle
(+9)(+9) Face-Hugger Oxygen Mask
(+3, -4) Foul Language SMS Lexicon
(+8) Gingerbread Inert Gas Hood
(+3, -2) Live ammo war Reenactments
(+9)(+9) Mario Brothers EEG/EKG
 Nightshift for Congress
(+6, -1) Nunchuck Microphones
(+6, -1) Pint Glass Microphone
(+5) Rotten Fruit Index
(+6, -2) Sleigh Bell Filter
(+3, -1) "Smart" Nano-creamer
(+18, -4)(+18, -4) Sweet N' Sour Semen
 Taxidermy Wigs
(+29, -2)(+29, -2)(+29, -2) Thermonuclear Arecibo Message
 

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