notmarkflynn

In Brief: I am a 24 year-old, straight, American caucasian male, apathetic towards politics, religion, and maintaining a healthy diet. I like all types of pie, sharp implements, Electric Six, and I sometimes write vaguely witty stories about zombies. I'm in band too! Mr. Big Deal, find us on Facebook.

I used to post a barely acceptable webcomic on my blog, if you want to take a gander: http://www.livejournal.com/users/notmarkflynn/

I'd be ever so happy if you commented.

QUESTIONS? COMMENTS? Contact us on the web at: not mark flynn @ g mail . com

[Dec 17 2005, last modified Jun 07 2011]

24-Pack of Civilians (+54, -1)
Addiction... (+9, -1)
AdventureStik! (+1, -7)
Agnostic Temple (+8, -2)
?Balls (+8, -7)
Black Hole Donut and Bagel Machine (+4)
Bullet Catching (+26, -3)
Business Suit of Chain Mail (+4, -1)
Call In Sickness! (+8, -3)
Capslock Safety Protocol (+3, -4)
Cat-Knapsack! (+18, -2)
Category Helper (+5, -2)
Choose Your Own Religion! (+30, -3)
Connectable Ovens (+10)
Covering Fire Machine Pistol (+1, -10)
Danger Bunny (+4, -22)
Danger! High Voltage! (+10, -2)
Dead Man (+4, -7)
DeathWatch (+3, -2)
Directed Explosion Windows (+3, -10)
Dodge Paint (+3, -1)
Don't Forget The Pen Cap Man (+15, -3)
Double-Barreled Shot-fun Shells (+4)
Emergency Lever for Paper Shredder (+11)
Fire From the Hip (+3, -2)
Fire Sprinkler System (-1)
Flame Tosser (+3, -5)
Fuel-Air Grenades (+8, -16)
Gopak Trainer (+7)
Grave Farm (-7)
Halfbakery Anti-Depression Filter (+1, -6)
Halfcrier (+14)
Hamdog (+2, -4)
Hands at 10 and 2 and no buts about it. (+4, -7)
Hardcore Desktop Picture Frames (+1, -4)
HomeFront PMC (+1, -7)
Homeopathic Hospital (+2, -7)
Ice Cream Gun (+1, -2)
Ice Flail (+9, -3)
Just Effing Relax! (+7, -1)
Just the Tip! (+1, -2)
Keep shooting the moon. (+1, -1)
Label the Chocolates (+12, -3)
Low Cost, Low Effort Easter (+5, -1)
Make everyone think you're a secret agent. (+8, -6)
Marketing Waffle Iron (+1, -3)
Mine Your Own Business (+3, -4)
Mistaken Identity (-1)
Nielsen Ratings Infiltration (+3, -1)
Oh, There's Waldo (+8, -10)
Omelette Bomb (+1, -1)
Opposite Hour (+1, -9)
Paint Arrows (+2, -1)
Pimple Popper and Pus Puller (+2, -1)
Pogo "Stick" (+1, -3)
Portable Bean Crusher/Hydrator (+1, -2)
PowerMouse (+6)
Pudding Bomb (+6, -5)
Punch a Badger (+5, -18)
Puttin' On the Ritz (+10, -1)
Ready-to-Use Bar Code Scanner (-4)
Reality Door (+2, -3)
Recoiless Foam Dart Gun (+1, -1)
Reverse-Firing Gun (-15)
Rock Out Loud (+1, -2)
Rocket Bear! (+7, -1)
Rocket Shoes (+1, -5)
Screw Ctrl+Alt+Delete (+3, -11)
Shaolin Diner (+7, -2)
Shot-fun Shells (+10, -14)
Shotgun Bat (+8)
Ska Skank Springs (+3)
Skee Urinal (+1, -1)
Stage Blood Sword (+3)
Stop Typing (+4, -2)
Sucker Punch (+10, -1)
Supermarket Trolley (+12, -1)
Telescoping Space Elevator (+1, -1)
Text Catcher (+2)
The Equalizer (+2, -1)
The Rapture Playset (+11, -5)
Torpedos in Tuxedos (+3, -2)
Trouble Wrap (+4)
Ugh, what did I eat? (+5)
Wake Up In A Field 2 (+8)
Weaponized Solar Flare (+2, -1)
Well, I screwed up. (+18, -2)
Witty Retort Armband (+1, -3)
Your Own Personal Jesus (+13, -5)

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