Bakes in the buff, every pluterday.

Favorite self-koan (at the mall)...
Where did I park my car?
And, the follow-up...
I wonder what color it was?

And, after a bat-transformation...

preferred self-koan (at the nitty-gritty)...
wherefrom did I ballpark my motorcar?
And, the review...
I spoonfeed sinuosity?

I now see that the entire concept was idiotic...

Perhaps an editor at Pluterday.

email - scroll down, way down...

[Jan 10 2138, last modified Oct 06 2004]

Time traveler

Be seeing you yesterday.


[Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 10 2004]

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