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The Acrimonious Obfuscator

Consistently Intermittent

I am perpetually on a round of international travels. I can only poke in from time to time, which is probably for the best.


Available Now with a Harvard Education! Acknowledgement of this only further demoralizes the Ivy League.

Feel free to donate. Unemployed and homeless... I love it.


"I got an idea, an idea so smart my head would explode if I even began to know what I was talking about."
*Peter - Family Guy

"He felt his life was like a dream and sometimes he wondered whose it was and whether they were enjoying it."
*Douglas Adams - The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy


I briefly had some information about myself posted here but I feel it was too self-serving to keep posted. If one is that greatly intrigued by me and would like some more information, please apprehensively send me an e-mail: theobfuscator@hotmail.com

[Jun 23 2005, last modified Feb 05 2007]

(+2, -1) Crown Victoria Headlight Detector
(+9, -2) Death Insurance
(+2, -3) Foam Finger / Aggression Stick
(+7, -1) In-Organics
 Inertia-Balanced Automotive Tray Table
(+10, -3) International Day of Ellipsis-es
(+6, -1) "Joyous Solstice"
(+10, -1)(+10, -1) Key-Ignition for Grills
(+31, -10)(+31, -10)(+31, -10) McAmbulance
 Parking [space] Meter
(+3, -1) Roadsign Billboards
 Time Auctioned Ordering

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