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i am a g--d--- genius! (don't let the lack of capitalization fool you). sometimes i'll write in all-lowercase to emphasize my own brilliance. aol users often write in all caps, and as we all know, they are infamous for not being particularly smart. by doing the opposite, i show that i'm a genius.
more about me:
i am right all the time, even when when i'm wrong
i enjoy ridiculing those who are less intelligent than myself, which includes everyone.
i'm not that cocky in real life. my publicist told me to write that. you may message me through aim; my screenname is mp3baron. i'm online most of the time but i'm usually idle.
[Jun 12 2001]