Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'
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Make mine a double.

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How many existentialists does it take to change a lightbulb? Two. One to screw it in, and one to observe how the light bulb itself symbolizes a single incandescent beacon of subjective reality in a netherworld of endless absurdity reaching out towards a cosmos of nothingness.

How many dirty stinking apes does it take to change a lightbulb? Three. One dirty stinking ape to screw in the lightbulb, and two dirty stinking apes to throw faeces at eachother.

[Mar 17 2005, last modified Feb 02 2011]

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