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How many existentialists does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two. One to screw it in, and one to observe how the light bulb itself symbolizes a single incandescent beacon of subjective reality in a netherworld of endless absurdity reaching out towards a cosmos of nothingness.
How many dirty stinking apes does it take to change a lightbulb?
Three. One dirty stinking ape to screw in the lightbulb, and two dirty stinking apes to throw faeces at eachother.
[Mar 17 2005, last modified Feb 02 2011]