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3D-Printed Organ Soul Injector

Because Orthodox 3D-printed organ recipients don't want golem parts
 
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It seems we're well on our way to printing out the simplest of body organs these days using live cell tissues. But let's say your recipient is an Orthodox Jew? Do these piles of cells have a soul at all? How could they? Golem lives!

A soul injector is needed. This is a specialized printing head that has never touched any pork, does not contain mixed fabrics, and is micro-etched with the Star of David using a laser that carries a digital signal of the theme song from 'Soul Train.'

One day we'll simply start printing people as an alternative to pregnancy and birth...

RayfordSteele, Sep 04 2012

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       Ahem.   

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       "It's so good I accidentally printed myself again last week. Now we just argue about who's going to take out the rubbish, so it does have its downsides"
not_morrison_rm, Sep 04 2012
  

       Sorry to vear off, but does this mean that if someone decided to change faiths they could hypothetically have what amounts to their own foreskin reattached?   

       // printing people as an alternative to pregnancy and birth //   

       Baked. Michael Jackson.   

       Unfortumately the pigments weren't time- stable …
8th of 7, Sep 04 2012
  

       What happens if you want to print breast tissue?
MaxwellBuchanan, Sep 04 2012
  

       I thought this would be some kind of musical device for producing better performances using poor quality equipment.
pocmloc, Sep 04 2012
  

       // This is some kind of Matrix printer isn't it ? //   

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8th of 7, Sep 04 2012
  

       For an additional fee, you could have your organs themselves imprinted with your choice of a selected number of iconographies or signatures, like those grains-of-rice signers. Want the text of the Bible encoded on your heart? No problem!
RayfordSteele, Sep 04 2012
  

       // What happens if you want to print breast tissue?// I don't know about you but I would become highly excited.
Lesser Spotted Kiwi, Sep 04 2012
  
      
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