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||If a reputable newspaper company went along with this, their reputation woule be trashed... but I guess you can always claim that the newspaper article was printed before this company became corrupt.
||Could be used to fool unwary time travellers into believing they'd travelled into an alternate dimension.
||is there a standard five month delay on annotations now? should i have waited till august to ask this question?