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Anal tattoo

As opposed to anal bleaching
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Anal tattoo of black and brown patches.
zeno, Jun 07 2011

Not this? http://www.theginbl...007/12/cat-butt.jpg
[rcarty, Jun 08 2011]

Okay, so I did go google it... http://boards.strai...ight=Anal+Bleaching
No evidence that it really happens [normzone, Jun 08 2011, last modified Jun 10 2011]


       Even better, An Anal Braille Tattoo - i.e. one of those raised tattoos, allowing you to have written, in braille, the sentence "Get your finger out of my arse!" in anticipation that someone who is conversant in braille, should ever adopt that particular stance.
zen_tom, Jun 07 2011

       Prior to this posting, we had no idea that such processes existed.   

       But now we know different.   

       [zeno], please be assured that no HB idea you post in the future will ever, ever receive a bun from us.   

       May you die slowly, publicly, humiliatingly, and in excruciating pain.   

       Very soon.
8th of 7, Jun 07 2011

       Imagining [8th] googling for anal bleaching, annotating and getting right back to googling for anal bleaching.
zeno, Jun 07 2011

       I hate to sound naive, but why *do* people bleach their, their rears there? I don't get it. Splain please...
blissmiss, Jun 07 2011

       Ah ha! It appears [zeno] has stumbled upon a surefire method to save humanity from Borg conquest. Simply have everyone on Earth read "Anal Bleaching for Fun and Profit—The Illustrated Guide".   

       Go ahead. Assimilate THAT, beeyotches.
ytk, Jun 07 2011

       // I hate to sound naive, but why *do* people bleach their, their rears there? //   

       Some XXX "movies" feature things in that area. So I've heard.
baconbrain, Jun 07 2011

       Title of a dubious movie... "A Bleach Too Far"
xenzag, Jun 08 2011

       Alternatively, a tattoo of a trompe l'oeil anus that is applied to a non-anus body area, e.g., back of the neck.
tatterdemalion, Jun 08 2011

       The only tattoo I'd have back there is one that reads, "EXIT ONLY." [ ]
Grogster, Jun 08 2011

       Would a goatse tattoo be too corny?
Crap. I typed that out loud didn't I?

       I'm going with the "anal bleaching is an urban legend" thing, but I will not google to confirm that.
normzone, Jun 08 2011

       What about a tattoo that states "abandon all hope ye who enter here"?
xenzag, Jun 08 2011

       ...so I'm just laughing at [Grog]'s anal...I mean anno!!
xandram, Jun 08 2011

       This is not anus idea.
rcarty, Jun 08 2011

Voice, Jun 08 2011

       Other designs available: train tunnel; swirling wormhole vortex; old lady face; bulls-eye; young lady face; Senor Wences...
tatterdemalion, Jun 08 2011


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